Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Tag: Sequel
Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…
Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…
Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…
‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness
Oh, look, another movie where Hollywood remakes Hollywood and somehow thinks we’re all too stupid to notice. Here we are,…
Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…
The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…
Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…
Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…