Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry
Oh joy, another prequel to add to the ever-growing list of games that I’ll eventually play when I’ve finished every…
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…
Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷♀️. I…
Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared
The Helldivers film is in a bit of a pickle, folks! 🍔👀. It seems that Jason Momoa, the star of…
Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine 🌎💀! His latest masterpiece, The…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too
The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Ninja Theory has finally announced the third installment of the Hellblade series, and it’s…