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Tag: Sequel

Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’
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Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’

FinnMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ…

Lies of P: Overture – We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But You Will Anyway, You Pinocchio Simps)
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Lies of P: Overture – We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But You Will Anyway, You Pinocchio Simps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

When I first glimpsed the trailer for Lies of P: Overture, my reaction was a symphony of *meh*. Seriously, where’s…

Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
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Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„
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Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

FinnMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ Must be a slow news day.…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸšŒ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš€.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸšŒ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš€.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

๐Ÿ˜ฑ New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Tom Cruise's Shocking Makeover in Days of Thunder 2 โ€” From Racer to Activist? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿ˜ฑ New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฅ

FinnNovember 5, 2024November 5, 2024

Tom Cruise is reportedly back on the track โ€” but this time, heโ€™s doing laps around political correctness! At 62…

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