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Tag: Sequel

Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
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Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? πŸ™„ David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…

TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie
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TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie

FinnSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with…

“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For
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“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🎬 Last Vendetta film release party! πŸ“Solas NYC, East 9th Street, Manhattan, Friday, September 6th, 2025, 6:00 PM – 8:00…

Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade β€” Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly
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Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade β€” Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

OMG 😱, has it REALLY been “forever” since we saw Vampire: The Masquerade β€” Bloodlines 2? Like, I’m pretty sure…

Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
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Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)

FinnAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! πŸŽ‰ Starring none other than…

Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
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Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…

OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
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OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! πŸ€ͺ Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…

5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
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5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🀷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…

CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Boasts About Meaningless ‘Double Album’: Claims It’s Their Most Meaningful Pile of Garbage Ever
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CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Boasts About Meaningless ‘Double Album’: Claims It’s Their Most Meaningful Pile of Garbage Ever

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, bless their hearts, have FINALLY crawled out of their beer-soaked slumber and completed recording the sequel to…

“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”
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“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”

FinnAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks Fan Film is supposedly a labour of love from Cameron Cloutier. More like a…

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