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Tag: sex

Oh Great, Another Lecture About the Birds and the Bees
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Oh Great, Another Lecture About the Birds and the Bees

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

Sex Ed for Dummies! ๐Ÿคฃ Learn “healthy boundaries” ๐Ÿ™„ on May 13, 2025, 3-4 PM EST! Zoom in & discover…

Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for ๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„
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Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for ๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Oh, sweet lord, another washed-up hardcore dude trying to stay relevant. ๐Ÿ™„ Harley Flanagan, the human embodiment of a mid-life…

Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŠ
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Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŠ

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Blackie Lawless, the lyrical genius behind such profound works as “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” (a song so subtly nuanced…

Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”
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Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿšจ Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”ซ Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…

๐ŸŽฎ Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ•น๏ธ Women Slam Sexy Game Charactersโ€ฆ But Canโ€™t Resist Playing Them! ๐Ÿ‘€
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๐ŸŽฎ Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

FinnNovember 1, 2024

In a groundbreaking study that left both feminists and gamers equally baffled, researchers found that, despite complaints about over-sexualized female…

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