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5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades
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5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh boy, what a day! Let’s dive into today’s top stories, folks! 1️⃣ Social media trialMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is…

‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business
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‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

The Deep State’s Worst Nightmare: Epstein Files Expose Swamp Creatures’ Dark Secrets It’s finally happening, folks. The swamp is being…

Hyatt Exec Quits Faster Than a Cat at a Vacuum Cleaner Convention Over Epstein Drama
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Hyatt Exec Quits Faster Than a Cat at a Vacuum Cleaner Convention Over Epstein Drama

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Another Liberal Billionaire Bites the Dust! Tom Pritzker Retires After Epstein Files Expose His “Deep Regret” In a shocking turn…

Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
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Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
Oh look, another "based on a true story" film that’s probably 80% fiction and 20% "we saw it on TikTok once"
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California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…

GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
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GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…

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AHF Presents: Ohh Mamma! Burlesque Show – Because Your Grandma’s Bingo Night Just Got Spicy!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Ohh Mamma! Burlesque Show 🎭💕 Don’t miss Kylie Sonique Love in this wild, raunchy International Condom Day bash! 🎉 ABBA…

Giants Owner’s Emails Reveal He Was on a Quest for Epstein’s ‘Special Connection’ to Women
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Giants Owner’s Emails Reveal He Was on a Quest for Epstein’s ‘Special Connection’ to Women

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Yet Another Liberal Elite Caught in Epstein’s Web of Corruption! Well, well, well, looks like the New York Giants’ co-owner…

MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’
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MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…

Ex-Obama Lawyer Was Apparently Jeffrey Epstein’s “Get Out of Jail Free” Card, Court Docs Allege
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Ex-Obama Lawyer Was Apparently Jeffrey Epstein’s “Get Out of Jail Free” Card, Court Docs Allege

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

While CNN and the fake news media obsess over the latest manufactured witch hunt against President Trump’s allies, a bombshell…

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