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Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too
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Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 is the ultimate adrenaline rush for gamers who need a break from thinking too much 🤯.…

Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great…

Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock
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Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock

Big ElephantMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to peddle their lies and propaganda about our great President…

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…

Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald…

Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
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Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work 🤪. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…

Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work
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Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, have you guys been waiting for this moment forever! 🤩 Valve has finally announced the release date and…

Xbox’s Next Game Showcase Is All About Metro 2039 and Definitely Not Just a Rehash of the Same Old Games with a Few More Pixels and a Bigger Price Tag
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Xbox’s Next Game Showcase Is All About Metro 2039 and Definitely Not Just a Rehash of the Same Old Games with a Few More Pixels and a Bigger Price Tag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming announcement of the year, folks! 🎉👀 4A Games is finally spilling the beans…

Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
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Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

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