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Tag: Shooter

Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes
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Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Get ready for a tactical treat, folks, because the Ready or Not brand is on fire in 2026. While moviegoers…

Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment
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Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the marriage between Marvelous and Tencent has come to an end, and it’s a…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Teen Shooter Taking Bold Step Towards Getting Good Lawyer
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Teen Shooter Taking Bold Step Towards Getting Good Lawyer

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Colt Gray case, and I have to…

Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
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Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…

ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
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ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…

Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
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Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…

Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
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Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
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Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…

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