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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…

Blizzard MILKS Warcraft nostalgia yet again with underwhelming BlizzCon reveals
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Blizzard MILKS Warcraft nostalgia yet again with underwhelming BlizzCon reveals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

BlizzCon 2026 has come and gone, leaving a trail of excitement and skepticism in its wake. As a seasoned gamer…

PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…

Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…

Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
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Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…

Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony
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Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when we dive head-first into the wild world of indie games, where creativity knows no…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

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