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Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals
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Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! BCC Pig Pen is hosting a P&P high school fan club meeting! 🤪 Doors open at 8:15 PM, show…

The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow
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The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

OMG!🤡The Kirk Minihane Show is back in Saco, Maine on September 20!📍Saco Drive-In at Aquaboggan, so prepare for water rides!…

Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
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Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear 🤿💰! We can’t even make this stuff…

DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
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DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
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FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
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OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…

OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business
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OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another Lefty bites the dust! Turns out, even Disney can’t protect their woke puppets when they start praising cop killers.…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

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