Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment
Well, folks, if you were looking for a love story to warm your heart this Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck!…
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
No-Valentine’s Singles Party: Peared x Casta’s Bodega – Where Love Goes to Die and Tacos Thrive
Love is overrated. Margaritas are not. 🍹 Skip the overpriced roses and forced romance—Peared is taking over Casta’s Bodega for…
Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)
Wish! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
Trump’s 2000s Wisdom: ‘Everyone Knows Epstein’s Just a Party Animal’
HUGE BREAKING NEWS: Trump Was HERO During Epstein Scandal, Called Cops to THANK THEM! In what can only be described…
Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig
Catherine O’Hara Died From Pulmonary Embolism, Death Certificate Reveals Well, folks, it looks like the comedy world has lost one…
“Love is Blind, Especially When You’re 80: Seniors’ Valentine’s Bash Gets Steamier Than Bingo Night”
Attention, lovebirds! 💘 The College Park Police Department is serving romance with a side of surveillance at their Annual Valentines…
Sophie Turner Channels Her Inner Tomb Raider In Hilariously Gritty New Set Snaps
Oh look, another attempt at resurrecting Lara Croft for the small screen—because Hollywood apparently hasn’t gotten the memo that video…
5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes
The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…