Get ready for the SALUTE TO SERVICE night on Tuesday, November 12, 2024, from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM at the 5.11 Tactical store located at 1150 S Gateway Center Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89104! 🫡
Prepare your wallets, patriots! We’re honoring heroes by giving you a FREE 2026 SHOT Show patch while supplies lasts. 🏃♂️💨
Compete in Ace Shooting Virtual Shooting Simulator for a chance to win (and brag about your imaginary aim). 🎮🔫
Enjoy a SPECIAL PERFORMANCE by singer-songwriter Austin Michael, because nothing says “military tribute” like a guy with an acoustic guitar. 🎤
Need a tactical knife? Get FREE KNIFE AND FLASHLIGHT ENGRAVING with any purchase! Because your gear needs to know who to call when the zombie apocalypse starts. 📝🔦
Enjoy COMPLIMENTARY light bites and drinks—hopefully they last longer than the “while supplies last” patch. 🍔🥤
Don’t miss HOURLY GIVEAWAYS from brand partners and a chance to score 5.11’s newest products. 🏆🎉
See you there, heroes! 🇺🇸😂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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