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Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
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Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic heavy metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed
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Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polls on voter fraud, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…

KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
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KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…

Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
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GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
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Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…

Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
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Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal and rock trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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