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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently
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Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market is getting all shook up due to geopolitical…

Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break
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Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt’s return to the White House podium, and I have to…

Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now
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Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Truth Social, the social media platform owned by Trump Media & Technology…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Psychedelic Doom/Stoner Metal/Rock from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
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Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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