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Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Goth/post-punk from Los Angeles, Ca Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent
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Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems President Donald Trump was spotted wearing a suit…

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀
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3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2026

Three days of metal, no sleep, no voice, no legs left. 💀🤘 At this point, we're basically Frodo and Sam.…

Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently
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Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh no, it’s happening again! 🙄 BUSH is re-releasing their sophomore album “Razorblade Suitcase” in a deluxe edition, because apparently,…

Co-streaming disrupts esports status quo with fresh viewer engagement tactics
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Co-streaming disrupts esports status quo with fresh viewer engagement tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

The esports landscape is changing, and I’m not just talking about the endless parade of “revolutionary” new games that are…

ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent
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ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Department of Homeland Security’s election-fraud operation, and let me tell you,…

Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight
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Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The debate between GOP Sen. Susan Collins and her Democratic challenger,…

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