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DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
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DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
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CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…

OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
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OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…

Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever
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Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🤣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…

Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
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Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙‍♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** 💃🕺 One night only! 🎉 Horror shorts, vendors, merch! 🛍️…

Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!
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Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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