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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🀯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…

Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
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Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…

Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)
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Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
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Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🀯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…

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