Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended
OH NO, ATREYU TOOK A BREAK AND NOW THEY’RE BACK AND STILL NOT BORED OF EACH OTHER!!! 🤯 I mean,…
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Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…
To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…
Supreme Court’s Climate Case Heats Up Around Clarence Thomas
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court case, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…
Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…
Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…
GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…
MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…
Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest excuses for the GOP’s impending midterm losses, and I’ve…