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ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
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ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…

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Ontario Gets Blessed with a Dose of MercyMe’s Amazing Christian Rock and Possibly a Few Bad Haircuts

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

πŸ™Œ What to Expect Yay, volunteering! πŸŽ‰ You’ll have a blast, we swear. Here’s the lowdown: Support the event, artists,…

Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘
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Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» πŸ’€πŸ˜± Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…

Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds
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Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming event of the year, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘€ Game Con Canada and NAGIS are taking…

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
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Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…

KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’
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KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably amazing event of the century (or at least that’s what…

Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Sherman, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

Groove metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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