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Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise
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Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Sipping my coffee and reading about Singapore’s ministers getting a hefty pay raise – folks, this one’s a doozy. It…

Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…

Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

Gothic Metal/Rock from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

English psychedelic rock and doom metal from Cambridge, England Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…

ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it
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ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or not. ARCH ENEMY has a new singer, and she’s not Alissa White-Gluz…

King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
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King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…

Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
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Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
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Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…

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