CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
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Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…
Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…
Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder
Dave Mason — a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a co-founder of the prog-rock band…
SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…
Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen
We’ve seen the last of Deadpool’s solo adventures, or have we? 🤔👊 It’s not like Ryan Reynolds is tired of…
Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…