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Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
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Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? πŸ™„ David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…

Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering πŸ’₯ interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation
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Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, LEPROUS (yes, the guys who make music your grandma probably wouldn’t understand), is dropping a…

“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up
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“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Β Β UNION screening with Chris Smalls at the Harriet Tubman Center for Social Justice – L.A.! 🀣 Prepare for storytelling and…

Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! πŸ™„ As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…

Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams
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Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sebastian Bach, the vocal gymnast from that band your mom liked, SKID ROW (yeah, that one), has some…

John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For
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John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the visionary director Colin Hanks (yes, Tom’s kid) and the alleged lifelong John Candy fan Ryan Reynolds (who probably…

Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)
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Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

So, Jack Osbourne, bless his little cotton socks, decided to grace us with his presence and tell us all about…

‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
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‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? πŸ™„ Is this some kind of late…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are πŸ€”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

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