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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In
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Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Wow, look at this “exclusive” interview πŸ™„ with the guy who got the boot from SLIPKNOT, now slumming it in…

The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)
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The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

β€œWe’re honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand new” – Tim Burgess (allegedly)…

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! 🀠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
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Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…

DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
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DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs

FinnJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…

FEMA Erased Camp Mystic Buildings from Flood Map Like a Bad Ex Before Expansion, Records Show (LOL) | CNN
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FEMA Erased Camp Mystic Buildings from Flood Map Like a Bad Ex Before Expansion, Records Show (LOL) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another liberal catastrophe! This time, it’s a “tragic” flood at some ritzy girls’ camp in Texas. You know,…

Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
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Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in ŁódΕΊ, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…

CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
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CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…

ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
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ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…

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