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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

😂🤣Laughing At The Movies🤣😂: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
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Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…

Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years
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Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, bless his ever-expanding ego, decided to grace North America with his presence for the first time in,…

Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
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Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…

“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
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“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…

Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled
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Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

🎤 Get ready for the comedy event of the century! 🎭 RK Entertainment presents: The Jamie Lever Show! 😂🤣 📅…

Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
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Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! 🤣 Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…

Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
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Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Atlantic Comic Con After Party 🎉! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? 🙄 Sure, if you want.…

The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)
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The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

THE PRETTY RECKLESS, the band that apparently still exists, has graced us with a new ear-splitting symphony of despair, “For…

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