**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…
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Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares
**🧸✨ Run, don’t walk, to the All-Inclusive Doll & Collectibles Show! ✨🧸 Prepare for antique, vintage, and modern dolls, bears,…
Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…
Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)
Belarussian Metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…
Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
Dark wave from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…