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Oh Noes! The Economy’s Gonna Die: A Guide to Hoarding Toilet Paper and Crying Into Your Savings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, another “expert” 🙄! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFP® (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” 🤣 and “The 30-Day Money…

Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
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Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…

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WNBA: Still Trying To Make “Fun” Happen, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM** 😂 Prepare for peak cringe! Defector Media & WNBA fans unite to gently whine about…

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Lenny Clarke’s Still Alive? AND He’s Doing Comedy? At a Fancy Hotel? LOL

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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Sammy Obeid Still Doing Comedy? Ft Lauderdale Apparently Has Standards That Low!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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BackDoor Comedy Presents…You Paid HOW MUCH for THAT Comedy Show in NYC

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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Jonah’s New Movie Premiere: Free Food and Maybe He’ll Show Up

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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DMV Cruise-In: Where Dreams Go to Rust and You Can Finally Show Off That Beater

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
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Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…

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