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The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on
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The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt, the outgoing White House press secretary, and her potential appearance…

THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror
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THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 27, 2026

Would YOU make it through Woods of Terror? 😈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
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Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
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Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…

Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
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Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…

Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
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Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…

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