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Trump’s Monumental Arch Predicted To Be A Total Disaster Apparently
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Trump’s Monumental Arch Predicted To Be A Total Disaster Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed 250-foot triumphal arch, and I’ve got to say,…

Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
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Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…

Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
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Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…

Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Mormon Temple Gets Extreme Makeover Apparently
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Mormon Temple Gets Extreme Makeover Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Salt Lake Temple, a six-spired, Gothic Revival temple in downtown…

Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
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Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

It’s that time… again 🕰️! Netflix has released the full-length trailer of Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Gentlemen Season 2’, launching September…

Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
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Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…

Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on
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The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt, the outgoing White House press secretary, and her potential appearance…

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