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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…

Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…

Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…

Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
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Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…

Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
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Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

The Hu in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
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The Hu in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

True Mongolian folk metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Shock rock from South Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
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Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
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Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…

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