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BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK
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BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY SPRING BREAK ORLANDO 🎉 Get ready to dance in a sea of bubbles and foam while…

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“Gubbulidis Goes Full Bardwell: The Epic Saga of a Dude Who Just Couldn’t Stop”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

Gubbulidis On sale Friday, December 19 at 10am // Member presale begins Thursday December 18 at 10am* Gubbulidis w/ Jesse…

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Sunday Series Indoor Concert: Classical Blast in Kilts or Why Bagpipes Should Replace Violins Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Classical Blast’s Rockin’ Celtic Show: Where Kilts Meet Rock ‘n’ Roll!** 🍀🎸 Don’t miss this epic St. Patrick’s month celebration!…

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“Masc Era Presents: Drag King and Things Revue – Where Kings Reign and Things Get Shady”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Masc Era: Where the Testosterone Meets the Tassel** Sacramento’s answer to “what if the gym bros discovered glitter” is back!…

Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
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Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTĂ–RHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
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Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTĂ–RHEAD’s machine gun…

Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead
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Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Phil Campbell: 1961-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Hip-hop influenced heavy metal band from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)
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Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

5 piece metal band from Clarksville, TN, mixing heavy riffs and rapping Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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