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Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…

Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
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Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…

FINSTERFORST β€” The band’s new album somehow still exists
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FINSTERFORST β€” The band’s new album somehow still exists

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…

Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
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Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? πŸ™„…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

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