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Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Pop punk/emo from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Hard-hitting pop-punk from Taylorsville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
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FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…

Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
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Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine 🍇. Might it…

Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR
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Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

GWAR Classic Member Chuck Varga Dies After Battle With Cancer. He was 68 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Gothic rock/heavy from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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