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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique
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Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s physical appearance, and…

Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much
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Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new documentary “You Can See Everything”, which just had the biggest box…

Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again
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Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
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Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…

Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
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Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
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Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
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Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…

Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit
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Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Abbey Graf, a 28-year-old who’s trying to save money and plan for…

No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Metalcore from Birmingham, Alabama Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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