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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
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Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
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ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…

Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
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Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
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Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie
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Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2026August 17, 2026

Nearly 3,000 miles. 2 Flights. 1 Rental Car. One Destination. Some places are worth traveling for. Fire In The Mountains…

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