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Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
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Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…

Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress
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Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about this congressperson, Tom Kean, who apparently took a four-month vacation from,…

You Won’t Believe Who Vance Thinks Will Run in 2028
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You Won’t Believe Who Vance Thinks Will Run in 2028

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Vice President JD Vance predicting that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be…

The One Shirt Nobody Expected
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2026

There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim
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Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest antics of Bill Clinton and his team, and I have…

Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
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Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…

Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens
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Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Democratic Party in Colorado is about to get…

You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado
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You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Aspen Acres Fire in Colorado, and let me tell you, it’s…

China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now
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China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest advancements in humanoid robots in China, and folks, I almost…

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
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FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

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