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Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy
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Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Tom Barrett, who’s trying to navigate a tricky situation with…

Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest
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Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 🤯 I just found out that Sharon Osbourne, the…

Blanche Drops Trump’s Petty Roadblock Because That’s What Adults Do
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Blanche Drops Trump’s Petty Roadblock Because That’s What Adults Do

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the saga of Donald Trump’s…

MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…

Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Metalcore/rock band from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Post-hardcore/metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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