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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!
OMG, THEY’RE DOING IT AGAIN. THE *HARRY POTTER* REBOOT IS HERE, AND IT’S COMING FOR YOUR WALLET
Breaking, Movie News

Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

If you thought the wizarding world was safely tucked away in the annals of nostalgia, think again. HBO just dropped…

Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)
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Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

North Carolina’s Most Powerful GOP Senator Takes a Dirt Nap Thanks to MAGA Anger Well, well, well… look who just…

Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…

Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh no, not again! Another “developing story” from the liberal media trying to scare you with “rising oil prices” and…

Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
SEPULTURA: The Great Metal Experiment Continues as Band Dares to Release New Music While on "Farewell" Tour
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Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…

Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Progressive sludge from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Doom/sludge from Winston-Salem, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Top 5 Epic Stage Falls
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Top 5 Epic Stage Falls

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 21, 2026

Stage is a dangerous place! 🤘🔥 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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