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Tag: Snowflake

CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science
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CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science

Big ElephantDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is…

Sabrina Carpenter Throws Shade at White House for Being Tone-Deaf and Using Her Bop in Cringe Political Ad
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Sabrina Carpenter Throws Shade at White House for Being Tone-Deaf and Using Her Bop in Cringe Political Ad

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! The White House, in its infinite wisdom, used some bubblegum pop song in a video…

Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie
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Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another Day, Another Socialist Snowflake Meltdown! A Florida sheriff’s deputy, a true American hero, was KILLED while serving an eviction…

CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
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CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…

Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons
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Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Operation Charlotte’s Web”: Finally, Someone’s Using Children’s Lit the RIGHT Way! While liberals cry about “raid” tactics (boo hoo!), President…

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…

Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?
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Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…

‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’
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‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another snowflake meltdown in our nation’s capital. This time, it’s a “resistance” fighter using a…

Is it safe to fly during the government shutdown? Aviation experts give answers that will really take off (or not) | CNN
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Is it safe to fly during the government shutdown? Aviation experts give answers that will really take off (or not) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Air traffic controllers are “anxious” and taking second jobs? Sounds like a load of socialist whining to…

Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)
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Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about nuclear testing like they twist everything…

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