From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List

From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder's Wild Ride to the FBI's Most Wanted List

Another snowflake melts into a puddle of liberal tears! Former Olympian Ryan Wedding, who probably voted for Biden, is now on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list. Turns out, all that leftist “tolerance” doesn’t extend to drug kingpins and murderers. Who knew?

This Canadian has gone from “shredding powder” on the slopes to “shredding” the Constitution with his alleged drug trafficking and murder schemes. Typical socialist, can’t handle freedom!

Word on the street (from REAL news sources, not CNN) is Wedding was radicalized by the liberal indoctrination at Simon Fraser University. They probably taught him that capitalism is evil and drug dealing is just wealth redistribution.

Now, he’s hiding in Mexico, probably plotting with the Sinaloa cartel and George Soros to undermine President Trump’s beautiful border wall. I bet you he is funneling money to the Democrats and they are in cahoot with him.

The FAKE NEWS is trying to spin this as some kind of tragic fall from grace. But we know the truth: once a liberal, always a criminal. It’s time to lock him up and throw away the key! MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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