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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
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DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…

DEVILDRIVER’s DEZ FAFARA On Upcoming Album That Will Probably Save Your Soul Or At Least Make You Headbang So Hard You’ll Forget Your Own Name ‘Strike And Kill’
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DEVILDRIVER’s DEZ FAFARA On Upcoming Album That Will Probably Save Your Soul Or At Least Make You Headbang So Hard You’ll Forget Your Own Name ‘Strike And Kill’

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-bleeding, and head-banging? 🤯🎸 Because DEVILDRIVER is back with their…

Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker
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Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Modern-day web surfing is a total joke, right? 🤣 You pay for high-speed broadband, but somehow, your internet connection is…

Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
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Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…

Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In what can only be described as another tragic episode of “Let’s All Dunk on Rudy”, the media machine has…

FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
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FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…

DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
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DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! 🙌 John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat
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Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums
Breaking News: Tarja Turunen Still Can't Remember Nightwish Songs, But Who Needs Memory When You Have Auto-Tune? 🎤👀
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TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The infamous Tarja Turunen, former lead singer of Nightwish, recently sat down with Metal Addiction webzine and spilled the tea…

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