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Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame
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Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trend in higher education, and I have to say, it’s a…

Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams
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Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s been a wild ride since Sony decided to pull the plug on physical PlayStation discs in 2028, and I’m…

Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination
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Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media post, where he’s defending his pick…

Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…

Senator hopeful bolts when racism questions get real fast
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Senator hopeful bolts when racism questions get real fast

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Republican Senate candidate Mike Collins was at a press conference…

Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
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Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
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Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
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Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…

Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
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Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…

Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…

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