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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…

Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…

Are you READY for a Brand New Day? 🙄 Or, like, another Spider-Man costume that’s totally gonna revolutionize the cinematic…

Oh, goodie, another puff piece from CNN! This time, they’re fawning over some rollerblading, singing weirdo in Atlanta. You just…

OMG! 😲 The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…

According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…

Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…

Another day, another leftist scheme to undermine the American male! This “Tea Dating Advice” app is just the latest iteration…

DEFTONES, the band that peaked in 2000 but refuses to accept it, have announced yet another installment of their vanity…

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…