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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt πŸΊπŸ–€. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
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Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
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TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…

VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN
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VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some life-changing music? 🀯 I mean, who needs personal growth or meaningful relationships…

Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…

Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
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Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
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Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…

Karmelo Anthony gets do-over in stabbing case because why not
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Karmelo Anthony gets do-over in stabbing case because why not

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Texas was removed from a high-profile murder case…

Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
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Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…

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