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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
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Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
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Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…

Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮‍♂️! But honestly,…

Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
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Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…

Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
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Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Karmelo Anthony case, and folks, this is quite the story. A Texas…

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