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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood
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Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Another day, another controversy in the world of Hollywood advertising. This time, it’s Sydney Sweeney at the center of the…

Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now
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Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s stance on AI regulation, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He’s…

Trump Racing China To AI Domination
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Trump Racing China To AI Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed
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Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polls on voter fraud, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷‍♂️. In a move…

Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
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Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

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