Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
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Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…
Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…
Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…
Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…
Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…