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5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

MUSHROOMHEAD And FEAR FACTORY Announce Fall 2026 U.S. Co-Headlining Tour: Prepare for a Symphony of Industrial Growls and Mask-Clad Chaos
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MUSHROOMHEAD And FEAR FACTORY Announce Fall 2026 U.S. Co-Headlining Tour: Prepare for a Symphony of Industrial Growls and Mask-Clad Chaos

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Attention, metalheads and mask enthusiasts! Prepare your face paint and earplugs, because the “Soul Of A New War Machine” tour…

5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades
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5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh boy, what a day! Let’s dive into today’s top stories, folks! 1️⃣ Social media trialMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is…

“Social Media: The New Picasso or Just Another Meme Factory for Arts Marketing?”
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“Social Media: The New Picasso or Just Another Meme Factory for Arts Marketing?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

🎨 Social Media for Arts Orgs: Because Posting Cat Pics Isn’t Cutting It Anymore 🐱 Attention, artsy folks! The Culture…

AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
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AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…

ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ
ANGELA GOSSOF FINALLY SAYS "NOT IT!" TO ARCH ENEMY COMEBACK RUMORS
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ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well—looks like someone’s been playing with fire! 🔥 Angela Gossow, the queen of growls and spreadsheet mastery, has…

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CHAI RAVE SF: DESI DAYTIMER DOMINATION FEB 21 @ 620 JONES—BRING YOUR SPICES!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

620 JONES TAKEOVER We’re commandeering the 620 Jones Rooftop for beats, brews, and breathtaking skylines! Get ready for a full…

HGTV Cancels Rehab Addict Because Host’s Vocabulary Was the Only Thing in Need of a Makeover
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HGTV Cancels Rehab Addict Because Host’s Vocabulary Was the Only Thing in Need of a Makeover

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

HGTV, the network that brings you hours of people arguing about granite countertops, has decided to renovate its own reputation…

Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”
Discord's New Age Verification Plan Is About As Popular As A Tax Audit At A Clown Convention
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Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Discord, the app that somehow manages to be both the lifeblood of online communities and the digital equivalent of a…

McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches
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McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches

Big ElephantFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

McDonald’s Goes Full Elitist: Caviar with Your McNuggets, Because That’s What the Economy Needs Oh, look! McDonald’s has finally figured…

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