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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab
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Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Anders Colsefni, the original singer of Slipknot, has resurfaced to talk about his time…

Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently
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Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I can even…

Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
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Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
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Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…

STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
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STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦‍♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…

Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…

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