Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…
Tag: Songs
NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough
Oh boy, get ready for some serious nostalgia overload 🙄! Adam “Nergal” Darski, the mastermind behind Polish extreme metal band…
Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement as I write…
Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…
Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…
KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…
Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…