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Tag: Sony

Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! 😱 Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo πŸ™„ ⛷️ πŸ‘» πŸ’°.
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Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo πŸ™„ ⛷️ πŸ‘» πŸ’°.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy! πŸ™„ Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…

Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! πŸŒˆπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ
No More Toxic Masculinity in Days Gone! Deacon Changes Pronouns β€” and Bikers Are Now Vegan πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ₯¦
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Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! πŸŒˆπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster β€” A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! πŸŒˆπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ In a shocking…

😑 Audiences Roast Sony’s Kraven the Hunter Disaster: β€˜Even Green-Haired Critics Hated It!
🎦 Sony’s Superhero Saga Takes a Nosedive: Why Nobody’s Buying Tickets for Kraven
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😑 Audiences Roast Sony’s Kraven the Hunter Disaster: β€˜Even Green-Haired Critics Hated It!

FinnDecember 18, 2024December 18, 2024

Sony’s latest superhero movie Β«Kraven the HunterΒ» has officially claimed the crown for the worst opening weekend in the studio’s…

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