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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Breaking

Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy! 🙄 Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…

Games News

Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟‍♂️

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster — A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! 🌈🧟‍♂️ In a shocking…

Movie News

😡 Audiences Roast Sony’s Kraven the Hunter Disaster: ‘Even Green-Haired Critics Hated It!

FinnDecember 18, 2024December 18, 2024

Sony’s latest superhero movie «Kraven the Hunter» has officially claimed the crown for the worst opening weekend in the studio’s…