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MAX CAVALERA Can’t Handle Lyric Writing: ‘It’s Like Doing Taxes for the Devil’
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MAX CAVALERA Can’t Handle Lyric Writing: ‘It’s Like Doing Taxes for the Devil’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Max Cavalera Finally Admits What We All Suspected: Lyrics Are Just Glorified Homework (And He’s Definitely Not Getting an A+)…

AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
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AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…

Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown
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Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Leftists, Globalists, and Grifters Unite: TPUSA’s AmericaFest Becomes MAGA Soap Opera After Kirk’s Assassination PHOENIX — In a nation still…

The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
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The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…

Pinsent Masons’ Virtual Insight Event: Where PowerPoint Dreams and Coffee Naps Unite
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Pinsent Masons’ Virtual Insight Event: Where PowerPoint Dreams and Coffee Naps Unite

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 FREE COFFEE & CORPORATE PROPAGANDA 🚨 What to expect? HR reps who definitely won’t ghost you after (actually, they…

Behemoth’s Nergal Explains Why ‘The S*** Ov God’ is Deep Philosophy and Not Just Him Feeling Rebellious After Taco Night
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Behemoth’s Nergal Explains Why ‘The S*** Ov God’ is Deep Philosophy and Not Just Him Feeling Rebellious After Taco Night

Chord F. DiscordDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Behemoth’s Nergal Just Dropped a Truth Bomb So Big, It Summoned a Demon From Target 🤯🔥 In a shocking turn…

The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
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The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT ROOFTOP PARTY FREE UNTIL 1130PM
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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT ROOFTOP PARTY FREE UNTIL 1130PM

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 18, 2025

🔥 CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS: Where ATL’s Soul Goes to Nap on a Heated Rooftop 🔥 Every Friday, Café Circa morphs…

Netflix Is Bringing FIFA Back as a Mobile Game Ahead of the 2026 World Cup
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Netflix Is Bringing FIFA Back as a Mobile Game Ahead of the 2026 World Cup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎬 Hold onto your snack bowls, folks—Netflix just dropped a bombshell that’s about to turn your living room into a…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

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