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Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
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Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
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More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
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GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…

Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again
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Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 MASTODON’s Brann Dailor just opened up about the title of…

Gladys Knight Slows Down Live Performances Amid Health Concerns
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Gladys Knight Slows Down Live Performances Amid Health Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Gladys Knight has issued a statement after recent concern over her recent erratic performances, saying she will cut back from…

Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
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Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
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Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…

Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
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Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…

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