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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…

TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
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Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…

Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
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Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…

Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
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Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…

Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
Breaking News: Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Sign Over Their Souls to AI Overlords 🚨👀
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Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…

William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life
Breaking News: William Shatner to Unleash Heavy Metal Chaos on the World, Because Why Not? 🤯
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William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt while reading that William Shatner, the 95-year-old legend behind Captain James…

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