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Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER
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Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025
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Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Yo, check it, fam! Summer Games Fest 2025 just dropped the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending announcement EVER! Prepare yourselves for…

Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
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Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
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Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…

iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players 💿🙄💰
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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players 💿🙄💰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…

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