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DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
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DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…

Rise Against Vomits Out Another Anthem: ‘Ricochet’ Music Video Now Available For Your Disappointment
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Rise Against Vomits Out Another Anthem: ‘Ricochet’ Music Video Now Available For Your Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

RISE AGAINST, those purveyors of whiny sing-alongs disguised as ‘punk rock,’ have graced us with a new single, “Ricochet,” from…

Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
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Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…

TRON: Ares Gets a New Poster—Because Apparently, the First One Wasn’t Glitchy Enough
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TRON: Ares Gets a New Poster—Because Apparently, the First One Wasn’t Glitchy Enough

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because TRON: Ares is coming to theaters to either blow your mind or make you question…

OMG, Guitar Hero SLASH Teams Up With Universal Studios to Ruin Halloween for Everyone in 2025!
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OMG, Guitar Hero SLASH Teams Up With Universal Studios to Ruin Halloween for Everyone in 2025!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Universal Studios Hollywood, bless their cotton socks, has decided that the only way to stay relevant is by clinging to…

Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
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Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…

Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…

Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…

W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
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W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…

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