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“From Crunching Numbers to Sitting at the Big Table: How to Climb the Finance Ladder and Boss Everyone Around”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

About Speaker Peter Curran- Experienced CFO and NED Peter is a Chartered Accountant who currently holds a number of non-executive…

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Brooklyn Camp Fair: Where Parents Pretend They Know What Their Kids Want While Kids Just Want WiFi and Snacks

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Meet 50+ Summer Camps in One Afternoon for FREE – Space is limited! Looking for a camp, school or program…

Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Can’t Escape Hollywood’s Grasp
Amazon Reveals First Look at God of War Live-Action TV Series
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Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Can’t Escape Hollywood’s Grasp

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well, well, well, look what Amazon dragged in from the depths of Midgard! The streaming giant has finally blessed us…

Backrooms Trailer: Kane Parsons and A24 Deliver the Ultimate Existential Crisis in a Sci-Fi Horror You’ll Regret Watching
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Backrooms Trailer: Kane Parsons and A24 Deliver the Ultimate Existential Crisis in a Sci-Fi Horror You’ll Regret Watching

FinnFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Prepare your nerves for the most existential crisis since realizing your IKEA furniture will never be as stable as the…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

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“Jungle Jim’s Cheese Festival 2026: Because Life’s Too Short for Bland Cheese”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…

Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
Holy Shinji, They're Actually Doing It!
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Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)
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A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh no, not another Star Wars trailer! Just when you thought the galaxy far, far away couldn’t get any more…

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