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In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…
James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…
Trump’s Secret Service Warns: Pausing White House Ballroom Construction Will “Harm National Security” While Democrats Cry About “Historic Preservation” In…
🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…
🚨 BREAKING: Man discovers that a grim, dystopian future ruled by space wizards and exploding paperwork is actually… helpful for…
JetBlue Pilot Nearly Crashes Into Ghost Tanker, Blames Invisible Air Force While Democrats Cheer A JetBlue flight from Curaçao to…
**NASA and SBA are teaming up for a virtual town hall that promises to be as thrilling as watching paint…
Imagine a world where the only thing standing between you and total existential dread is a chainsaw, a chainsaw-wielding mutant,…
🚨 BREAKING: Supergirl Movie Announced, Internet Immediately Splits Into Two Camps — People Who Care and People Who Are Obviously…
Gene Simmons Just Casually Declared Himself a Greek God While Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor, Because of Course He Did…
